Contact Me

I appreciate your desire to contact me (I like getting email). Just fill out the form below and click Submit. There’s no need to put in your email or your real name unless you’d like me to be able to respond appropriately. However, I expect you to put in a message. There’s kind of no point in sending me a message without a message.

You might think the CAPTCHA is there to keep the spam bots away. Or is it actually a masterful trick to wake your brain up from the stupor of web browsing so you can remember how to communicate with a human? (No, it really is just for the spam bots.)