I appreciate your desire to contact me (I like getting email). Just fill out the form below and click Submit. You can optionally put in your email — only if you’d like me to be able to respond. However, I expect you to put in a message. There’s kind of no point in sending me a message without a message. Name is also required, though I have no problem with you just putting “Somebody who thinks you are awesome” or something like that.
Then you also have to fill out a CAPTCHA to keep the spam bots away. But personally, I enjoy doing those. It’s like a little puzzle to keep you from getting bored. Something to wake your brain up from the stupor of web browsing so you can remember how to write a message to somebody.